While his form might mark him out as a dangerous type to put your trust in, you still feel the acrid tang of sour grapes in your mouth when taking in Tiger Woods’ alleged former mistress Devon James’ comments on his relationship with Lindsey Vonn.
TMZ spoke to the former adult movie actress and she told them she was shocked to see the pictures of Tiger and Lindsey on Facebook on Monday.
She added: ‘I thought he would have picked a woman who was more petite and not someone who is more muscular and has a bigger head than his.’
People in glass houses: Devon James told TMZ that she things Tiger Woods probably already has another 15 girlfriends beside Lindsey Vonn… and attacked her ‘muscular’ look
Warming to her theme, she added: ‘But maybe his taste has changed since Elin and the 27 mistresses.’
Then she added: ‘But you know when the pics came out of Tiger and his new girlfriend … somewhere, 15 other girls were going , “Huh? I thought I was his GF!”‘
Woods and his new girlfriend Vonn only confirmed that they were dating on Monday.
And on the very same day, the Olympic skier chanced a face-to-face meeting with the champion golfer’s ex-wife Elin Nordegren at the former couple’s daughter Samantha’s junior baseball game.
But a devoted Vonn avoided the awkward encounter by reportedly sitting in Tiger’s car for an hour while he watched Samantha, five, play ball.
That’s devotion: Tiger Woods’s new girlfriend Lindsay Vonn avoided bumping into his ex-wife Elin Nordegren at a children’s baseball game on Monday by waiting in the golfer’s car for one hour while he watched the game
The downhill skiing champion most likely stayed in Woods’s black Mercedes rather than risk an encounter with Woods’ ex-wife Elin, who was also watching the event – though Woods and Elin sat at opposites ends of the stadium.
Vonn, who is recuperating from a bad fall while competing, was seen sweeping back her blonde hair in the front passenger seat as Woods’s car pulled away after the game.
Her crutches were on the back seat.
In the bleachers: Elin was seen sitting at the opposite side of the stadium
Pep talk: Tiger was seen giving his daughter Samantha a pep talk during the game
She has been staying on 37-year-old Woods’s luxury yacht, Privacy, near his home in Jupiter, Florida.
Woods and Vonn, 28, announced their relationship to the world on Monday, scuppering reports that Tiger has been attempting to win back Nordegren, who received $100 million as a divorce settlement.
The pair announced their relationship status in statements simultaneously published on Woods’s official website and Vonn’s Facebook page on Monday along with a photo of themselves together.
‘I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods,’ the Olympian said.
‘Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy,’
New romance: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn posed up together for the first time as they confirmed their relationship on Monday
Not the best-kept secret! Lindsey Vonn published this statement on Facebook
Coming out: The couple released statements about the status of their relationship online
Woods admitted to a string of affairs with as many as 14 women coming forward to claim they had slept with him.
Among those who came forward to say they were his mistress were two adult film stars, a cocktail waitress and a waitress from his local pancake restaurant.
Loredana Jolie, a 27-year-old former Playboy model who charged up to $15,000 a night for sex, claimed she first met Woods in 2006 when he hired her for £10,000 during a visit to New York.
Nordegren quickly ditched her wedding ring – and later filed for divorce.
Posed up: The pair staged snaps for release as they went public
Sharing a laugh: The athletes smile while Lindsey looks adoringly at her new boyfriend in another image
The Swede took an estimated $100million settlement and custody of their two young children Sam and Charlie.
Speaking about her relationship with the golfer, she said she felt ‘blindsided’ and ‘embarrassed’ when she found out about his multiple infidelities.
She said: ‘I never suspected. For the last three-and-a-half years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school.
Nordegren is believed to be dating billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline, her neighbour in the upscale North Palm Beach oceanfront community of Seminole Landing, where she moved after her divorce.
I have an announcement: Tiger Woods’ website splashed photos of the couple with a statement about their budding relationship
Love lost: Elin Nordegren is pictured with ex-husband Tiger Woods before he admission of marital infidelity led to their divorce
‘Mistress Number 1′: Former nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel was described as Woods’ ‘number one mistress’ as the golfer’s cheating scandal unfurled
Other women: Tiger’s alleged ‘transgressions’ from left to right, top row: Jaimee Grubbs, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton. Bottom row: Cori Rist, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel, and Joslyn James