by Hauwa Gambo
No, we’re not letting the matter rest! The world is still trying to wrap its head around the spectacle of Liverpool player, Luis Suarez “appearing to bite” (yeah, the Brits are big on that innocent-until-proven-guilty thing) Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, as captured by television cameras.
[WATCH: Not his first time - Suarez bit fellow player in 2010]
And, of course, Twitter was on hand to extend the frontiers of that priceless moment. Herewith, from the snark factory, our 10 best ripostes:
Goats don’t bite,he’s a Dog “@omojuwa: Someone called Luis Suarez a goat. I could only ask for the breed.”
— Senior Advocate (@sirdickyawa) April 21, 2013
Ivanovic crossed himself off after the bite. The guy was warding off tetanus…
— The Cunnin’ Linguist (@AfroVII) April 21, 2013
Apropos Luis Suarez, which defenders in world football would be the best/worst to eat?
— Africa is a Country (@AfricasaCountry) April 21, 2013
Was there blood?
— Madame Koi Koi (@Reine_LaGlace) April 21, 2013
Suarez took his pound of flesh and I ain’t talking about that last minute goal:D #Chelsea #Suarez
— Steko (@Steve_eko) April 21, 2013
Suaaareeeezzzz!!!! God bless u jare! One assist, one handball, one yellow card, one biting, and one goal… =)) #Arsenal Fans:D
— Ik Tripz(@iktripz) April 21, 2013
Any Mike Tyson and Suarez picstitch yet?
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) April 21, 2013
https://twitter.com/ayoshonaiya/status/326024531582017536
https://twitter.com/clubnaija/status/326026598274961409
And of course, what would a Premier League match be if Piers Morgan didn’t weigh in?
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/326016347647647745